SCORING A SWEET THING

Help! I need a date to protect me from grandmas touching my butt!

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REMINGTON

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I’m an easygoing guy: I go with the flow, take everything in my stride, name marshmallows one at a time. It’s rare anything bothers me, but when I’m reminded of the upcoming charity event the NHL team I play for hosts, panic sets in.

The dreaded bachelor auction.

I love contributing to the community, but I always end up with the overly-handsy senior citizens of Seattle.

So when our PR manager offers me a loophole, I grab it with both hands. The only stipulation? I have to find a plus one in less than a week.

Simple, right? 

Then I match with Bailey on the Heart2Heart app and realize I’ve landed myself more than a date. That I might have finally scored someone who actually sees me.

Weird goalie traits and all.